EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
(Suggested by sugar_tits)
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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On my estate...... I greeted my neighbour, the friendly walking frame/ghetto blaster man, and warily spotted another, the black tranny/pimp with his girlfriend-for-hire trotting along behind.
As I crossed the road I was nearly mown down by another neighbour, who was pedalling along furiously with another pushbike, disassembled but apparently complete, tied to his back.
Am I the only normal person here? I thought, as I continued on my way with both my dogs on one long length of rope and a rucksack full of assorted butcher scraps (pigs' ears and tails etc) for their tea.
Nah, not eccentric, just normal, all of us. Staying alive as best we can.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:03, 2 replies)
it looks likeYou are the eccentric on your estate . Try wearing only purple for a while or something to help you blend in more
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, closed)
You could be onto something.I may try that. Or I could get two big dogs and have them pull me along in a wheelchair.
Oh no, someone already does that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:31, closed)
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