EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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Me Too!I soooo want to be a crazy old cat lady.
I've got plenty of years to practice yet. In preparation for creepy-old-womanness I only cut my hair once a year (I psyche myself up for a pruning once a year in Spring) and it's almost down to my bum now.
I want my hair to be totally silver and down to my feet in the next 20 years or so.
I will then carry an umbrella in all weather and a peculiar smelling, tatty wheely bag thing and make it my life's work to scare the crap out of all the neighbourhood kids.
My hero is the witch from that unfortunate Robin Hood movie a few years back. She and Alan Rickman stole the whole show.
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Oh you lucky lucky girl!I had only ever prepared by collecting 2 cats and practicing a menacing cackle.
I do have 3 wheely baskets though.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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