EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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In good ol' Dewsbury....Our local drunk is a 4ft 10 man called Colin who wears at least two manchester united shirts at a time. Generally seen walking around town singing or in the local pub singing. He even does requests for money.
My personal favourite was his rendition of San Francisco, which should of been;
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
however his version went like this;
If you're going to sang frank friscooooo
Don't....
its full of fucking poofters !
He also dressed up as a postman for halloween
which consisted of his normal clothes but with a stolen royal mail hat.
What a guy!
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:01,
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