EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My bird's dadHe wrote a book about his marriage to her mum after they got divorced. I read a bit of the finished manuscript, page after page of details such as:
"she would always place the saltpot just out of my reach".
He was hoping to get it published but, strangely, no publisher was interested.
Edit: It was to be titled "The Lion Mauls Androcles".
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:32,
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