EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My uncle's hobbyIs snatching flies out of the air with one hand.
I tried it and it's great fun. Now I do it too.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:37, 2 replies)
It's great funI do that too ^_^
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*Storytopping dickhead alert*No word of a lie, it was late on at a house party and we'd all got to that stage where we were sitting around a table trading hilarious tales and such, mopping up the last of the frol. In comes a fly which proceeds to buzz around everyones head, its sole purpose to harrass us, it seemed. My mate Mike wanders off into into the kitchen, returns brandishing a knife and manages to cut the fiend in half, mid-flight.
Cue a room-full of dropped jaws and silence and one very dead fly.
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Uncle Phallus Strong like fly, fast like elephant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 8:22,
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