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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

(Suggested by sugar_tits)

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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Hyde Park
A woman walking an Olde English Sheepdog.

The dog stops to do its business near a tree.

The woman, being the good citizen she is, clears up the dog's befoulings with a plastic bag.

She then, quite thoroughly, and meeting surprisingly little protestation, wipes the dog's arse.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:33, 10 replies)
Definitely a 'WTF' moment...
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:47, closed)
I can't be the only one
that fails to see anything the slightest bit odd in this? An Old English Sheepdog is very long-haired. If you don't clean long haired dogs they end up with matted shit around their arses, and can get infections, not to mention getting shit on your sofas etc.

we bred the fuckers to look like that. Least we can do is wipe their arses for them.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, closed)
But it's a..
...dogs arse!
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, closed)
I should clarify
that her thoroughness suggested she was doing more than just cleaning the dog's fur. It looked like full preventative measures to any sort of clarty ringpiece.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)
seen that done before
There's a posh district on the edge of Lancashire and Yorkshire where I go hiking on weekends, and ladies in barbour jackets are often seen wiping thier dogs' bums. One time I even saw someone spray water over the dog's bum from a handy squeezy bottle she carried with her. (mobile canine bidet)
Suppose it makes sense if its a long haired variety, and you dont want to see your dog doing the two-legged bum-crawl dance all over your Persian carpet.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:19, closed)
"doing the two-legged bum-crawl dance"
Made me laugh like a mong on speed.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:42, closed)
It's either a dance
Or they're putting out for an Arse Race.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:20, closed)
"laugh like a mong on speed" made me laugh like a mong on speed.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:26, closed)
The cycle is complete :p
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:12, closed)
You're lying
"Yorkshire"? POSH? Pah
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:50, closed)

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