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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

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(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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The man I love thinks
that when he's asleep invisible creatures steal his dreams. He is quite, quite convinced. I attribute this to too much Carlos Castaneda at a formative age and the fact that he smokes enough for two. He doesn't believe me when I tell him about science.

Some night when he's sleeping I'm going to blindfold him and then smother him with a pillow. This has little to do with invisible dream creatures and more to do with the fact that he's a cunt.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, 6 replies)
...and this man is presumably a fully-grown adult male?
Fair enough.
/lights torch
Burn the anti-scientist!
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, closed)
oh yes.
Older, even, than me.
I'm closeminded, apparently, because I don't even try to see the tree spirits.

Next time I get involved with someone they have to lack a belief system.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)
It sounds like a relationship forged in hell- you couldn't see the tree spirits?. That alone would put the heebie-jeebies up me.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, closed)
tree spirits/auras/Our Lord Jesus Christ - I've always had the ability to pick men with good imaginations.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, closed)
I got abducted by space-monkeys once
They put a tiny robotic spider in my brain.

I wish that it didn't really happen though.
Imaginary things like Jesus and "human decency" are far easier to avoid.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:41, closed)
The Tree-Spirits are as plain as the nose on your face -- pretending you can't see them is downright creepy.

But the pixies... now they really _are_ invisible.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, closed)

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