The man I love thinks
that when he's asleep invisible creatures steal his dreams. He is quite, quite convinced. I attribute this to too much Carlos Castaneda at a formative age and the fact that he smokes enough for two. He doesn't believe me when I tell him about science.

Some night when he's sleeping I'm going to blindfold him and then smother him with a pillow. This has little to do with invisible dream creatures and more to do with the fact that he's a cunt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 10:55, 6 replies)

...and this man is presumably a fully-grown adult male?
.
Fair enough.
/lights torch
Burn the anti-scientist!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:07, closed)

oh yes.
Older, even, than me.
I'm closeminded, apparently, because I don't even try to see the tree spirits.

Next time I get involved with someone they have to lack a belief system.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)

Run, CHCB
It sounds like a relationship forged in hell- you couldn't see the tree spirits?. That alone would put the heebie-jeebies up me.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:21, closed)

well
tree spirits/auras/Our Lord Jesus Christ - I've always had the ability to pick men with good imaginations.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, closed)

I got abducted by space-monkeys once
They put a tiny robotic spider in my brain.

I wish that it didn't really happen though.
Imaginary things like Jesus and "human decency" are far easier to avoid.
( Cawl, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:41, closed)

indeed.
The Tree-Spirits are as plain as the nose on your face -- pretending you can't see them is downright creepy.

But the pixies... now they really _are_ invisible.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:10, closed)