first time..
having 'fun' (but not sex) with my first gf.. i thought she knew what she was doing so didnt want to say anything.. but lets just say she was a little 'rough' with her hands. swollen and bruised for 3 weeks..


also, whilst doing a 4ft drop-off on our bikes (mountain bike, essentially a drop-off is riding your bike off a wall (or similar) onto ground below) my mate came acropper. in my haste to get down, i messed up a bit too, and landed scrotum-first on the stem of my bike. the pain was immense, the scrotum was bruised..

finally, and worst of all, i was learning to skate a few years back, and was getting annoyed i couldnt 'ollie' ('jump' the board). i was feeling quite irate, so decided to pick my board up and go inside. my usual method of this is to kick down on the back of the board, and catch it.. unfortunatly, due to my anger, i kicked a little hard and my board retaliated by braking my nose about 1/10th of a second later. blood everywhere, mates pissin themselves. doh
(5lab, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:54, Reply)