Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Politics with biteThere's a long-standing rumour that a senior Scottish politician, in a fit of pique after some disagreement or other, inflicted an intimate injury on her partner while fellating him. In short, she bit his boabie. Allegedly.
The rumour led one of her opponents to observe, apparently apropos nothing, during a debate on health: "The lady might have perfect teeth but she doesn't give me the ring of confidence."
You could tell who'd heard the rumour by who went blue trying not to laugh.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 13:31,
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