Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Split banjoYears ago I was seeing this ugly mare who was a nurse - her only redeeming feature being fantastic baps.
We'd been out on the razz one night and she drove me home. Got outside my folks house, and things got a bit heated, so we popped indoors for a quickie on the sofa (my folks were upstairs asleep). After I'd blown my biscuits I looked down to see blood - lots of it. Once I'd recovered the old chap from the murky depths I found that I'd split my banjo - cue much "Oh Shit, Oh Shit". Once the old boy had softened up a bit, there I stood with skin between thumb and forefinger trying to pull the hoodie back to it's rightful place.
I was only light duties for weeks after that.
Tolds my folks that I'd had a nosebleed, hence the blood all over the lounge rug......
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 14:57, Reply)
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