Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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hardly amusing, but what the hellCrawled out of bed one morning for work, feeling a bit flu-y and decided to have a shave and shower at the same time.
So I slapped on the shaving gel, not quite awake, and grabbed a new razor with one one those lubricating strips.
Shave shave shave.
Now I tend to try to shave closely... in my sleepy state, I "over lubed" my upper lip. The razor slips, I feel a sharp pain, and off comes half my nose inside the razor; blood squirting everywhere. The blood poured out for a good three or four hours.
Phoned into work sick, and went back to bed; I had a feeling it was going to be a bad day.
Still, I was able to go back to work the next day looking like Daniella Westbrook.
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Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 21:38,
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