Embarrassing Injuries
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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At my girlfriends a few moons ago...
We knew the neighbour across the fourteenth floor or whatever it was.
Anyway, i'm in the shower first thing in the morning when to my horror I realize there's no fucking shower gel! AGHA!Deside to rush across towerblock landing in scanty towel to friendly neighbours...who didn't respond. Girlfriend's flat door slams behind me. She's at her mum's the other side of London. I is suddenly extremely fucked. Broke two toes trying to kick in door....
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 23:38, Reply)
We knew the neighbour across the fourteenth floor or whatever it was.
Anyway, i'm in the shower first thing in the morning when to my horror I realize there's no fucking shower gel! AGHA!Deside to rush across towerblock landing in scanty towel to friendly neighbours...who didn't respond. Girlfriend's flat door slams behind me. She's at her mum's the other side of London. I is suddenly extremely fucked. Broke two toes trying to kick in door....
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 23:38, Reply)
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