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B3ta user: xxx

Thought I'd offer this gem for the QotW but I've forgotten my login/pass so I'd have to wait till Tuesday. Can you bang it up for me please? Don't use my real name tho, for reasons that will become obvious below ;

Once upon a time in a land far far away I'd not been in invited to engage in anything karnal for quite some time and didn't have internet access. Well when one day someone lent me some, ahem, adult DVDs I couldn't contain myself and immediately ran home and stuck them in the computer.

So eager to get things started was I that I'd forgotten to close the bedroom door and could have clearly been seen thought the porch windows, so, trousers round my ankles I hobble-hopped to the door. Squeezing past the setee I managed to dislocate my knee and fall face first onto the cold tiles. Told my friends and students I did it chasing a robber. Popped it back myself without so much as a peep.

Cheers.

Bleh, it might get sent a few times, my connection is playing up.
( rob, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 0:23, Reply)