Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Twang!A mate once told me he 'went in dry' during a bout of particularly frantic sex with his girlfriend. When he withdrew, they noticed there was blood everywhere, which was confusing as she wasn't on the blob. Turns out he'd torn his frenulum (the bit of skin under the helmet which attaches the foreskin to the shaft of the penis) in the throes of passion. Made me cross my legs just writing that.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 9:13, Reply)
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