Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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comes in threes?oooh i do have three completely non eroticly caused injuries...
you know when you use your teeth to cut selotape? i tried to cut packing tape with my teeth, got it stuck to my lip - ripped the bugger off and lost so much of my bottom lip i couldn't drink without a straw for a month - i looked like i had a raw steak between my teeth.
and the second - being KOed my my little brother practicing his golf swing - i was smacked in the face with a goldclub about an inch below my eye and half an inch to the left of my nose,
and finally going to watch the local amature cricket team and being smacked in the cheek with a cricket ball - ouch, you wouldn't believe.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:17, Reply)
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