2 in one day
I was 20 and had just finished my second year nursing exams, so we all went out to celebrate. After being woken up at 8:30 am for a shift that started at 7:00 am by my charge nurse, I had to come up with a really good excuse. So, I told her the first thing that came into my head, that I'd cut my finger while making breakfast. She was a nasty old bitch so I intened giving myself a little nick on the finger because I knew she would want to see the wound. I got a bread knife, went to cut my finger but slipped on the kitchen floor and gave myself a 2 inch cut on my thumb that required 6 stitches.
After work, I went back to the nurse's home where I was living and was checking my mail when the phone rang. It was for a really hot looking 3rd year student on the first floor, so I shouted up the stairs that she was wanted on the phone. I went back to checking my mail until I heard her coming down the stairs. She had just had a shower and was running down the flight of stairs, that I was standing at the bottom of, with just a towel around her. Needless to say, I getting a very nice view but to make it not seem so obvious, I turned around quickly to my letterbox. Unfortunately, I had left the door, which was at eye level, open. I woke up in hospital with severe bruising to my right eye and 9 stitches in my eyebrow.
I told my mates, who were in the car industry or welders, that a violent patient had attacked me while I was protecting a female nurse.
(peewee13, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:48, Reply)