Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Many, many years agowhilst visiting student friends in London, we went on the obligatory piss-up and ended the evening at my mate's digs very much the worse for wear. One of my friends had decided that stealing one of those orange, flashing road lamps would be a jolly idea. This was all well and good until we tried to sleep (and that was the LAST time I ever slept on a filthy student bedsit floor!) and descovered that, no matter where we tried to hide it, the bloody flashing made sleep impossible. Cue Keith trying to undo the cover with a filleting knife to remove the battery. All he achieved was a knife sticking a good inch out the other side of his hand and a trip to casualty at 4am.
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Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Fri 3 Sep 2004, 14:25,
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