Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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A FlyNot sure it's classed as an injury but it was certainly embarassing.
One day I'm having a nice relaxing game of golf when I fly decides to invade my right ear. My efforts to kill the bugger seemed pointless as it went further and further inside my ear. Until I could feel it 'inside'. Bugger.
Hoping the thing may kill itself I decided to leave it. That night, trying to sleep, was awful. As silent as it usually is a night I could hear it moving around trying to escape only to get so far and fail.
Cue next day, 4 hours in A&E with about 3 doctors sticking pipes in my ear trying to suck the fucker out with a vacuum style thingy, when that failed they finally drowned it out.
The wait was worse, I'd have been there an hour less if the nurses learnt how to page a doctor properly that was about 5 rooms down from them (and actually opposite where I was waiting).
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Hainesey, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 14:30,
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