Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Teenage AmbitionWas recently comparing battle scars with some mates. I have a wicked scar on my ankle from some surgery. One of my friends showed the angry pink scar from multiple shoulder surgical entries. Another showed the long ragged remnants of knee reconstruction. The oldster lifted his shirt to show the rib cracking major wound from heart surgery.
Paul was strangely silent up to this point. But after seeing all of our wounds with nothing to show of his own, he announced that he had broken both of his arms at the same time when he was 14. The cause? "Masturbation accident!"
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 15:52, Reply)
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