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The only few times I've gotten cramp were during orgasm, right down the back of my leg. Lush.

My dad broke my knee playing football when I was little; embarrasing for him, especially seeing as I was in goal when he did it.

I wheelied my BMX, but landed with the front wheel tweaked 90degrees. Cue hilarious "hitler tash" scar above my lip for a week. That was the coolest.

Got a nosebleed by playing "throw the tennis ball straight down as hard as you can." How was I meant to know it would bounce rather than just tunnel into the earth?

Tried an overhead kick too close to the corner of my house and split my knee open on it.

My wrist is still fucked months later after failing to jump over an incredibly small wall.

Both my large toes are bust after smashing them off walls in two seperate but near identical incidents.

Not embarrasing, but interesting (for me cos I don't know how I managed it.) At Leeds the other day I got too drunk and burned some odd places with my fire poi - I'm used to arm burns, but how I got the back of my neck and my armpit, I doubt I'll ever know.

Also, having a nipple ring and playing nunchucks has led to some extremely girly wimpers coming from me, much to the amusement of my "friends."

Haha my mate got burned when I set his pubes on fire. I didnt want to get my hand close enough to his arse to burn those hairs, so he stuck a match up it and got me to light that. Same guy has split his banjo string.

The end of my cock went a fucking horrid shade of purple for about a week when I tried overenthusiasticly to get it in my own mouth in my more experimental days.

And the guy on "101 things taken out of the human body" who fucking ate dolls heads and masturbated as he shat them out (until it went wrong and they got stuck in his stomach.) He pwns this QotW.

I only wish this could be longer.

OOooooh yeah my eye went red for ages after I got jizz in it. Fucking stang aswell.

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EDIT: More; One of my mates, who is pretty slow to say the least... right if I hadn't seen this I wouldn't believe it, but he wanted to check if an iron was hot, but being the smart lad he is he knew it would burn his hand if he checked with that... so he kissed it. Massive fuck off burn on his lips, right there.

Same guy gets a small scratch on his face, almost unnoticable. He just keeps picking at it though - every time it heals up, he picks away again - and he ends up giving himself a massive scar on his face. Only embarrasing cos we'd seen this thing progress over a few weeks, and thus mercilessly ripped the piss as it got bigger.

And he went over a sledge jump with his tongue stuck out; you know what happened.

And he got his nose bust when a really small kid headbutted him.
(Daveh, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 19:33, Reply)