Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Fucking sitting wankingon top of this wall right. Its looking a bit dangerous. Suddenly I only cunting well fall off it. My head smashed on the cunting floor, and I can see a right shitload of the King's men approaching, so I put my cock back in my trousers and wait for help. Only they cant fucking well fix me. I told them I dint know how it'd happened. Perhaps I was pushed? Apparently its become a big of a legend.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 23:38, Reply)
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