Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Embarrassing InjuriesMy mate Andy's dad was a judge, and they lived in a fuckoff huge house in Worcester which had a sauna room. They found him in there semi concious, in a pool of blood once and called an ambulance. Silly bastard was having a wank and his scrote had stuck to the bench seat, so when he stood up *RIP* an inch long split :(
Fucking OUCH!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 1:40, Reply)
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