Embarrassing Injuries
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Straw Bale Wrestling
An old tradition held by me and an old mate when we were about 13 was the old bale wrestling. One day during one of many trips to the bales a certain move left my mate lying, writhing in pain. I was also left dazed, but awoke to find him having what seemed to be a heart attack. He thus said 'ugh. my heart. call an ambulance'. So. I approach him and ask him if hes ok. He wasnt. I start to walk home and send for help and i hear a sigh of relief followed by faint cynical laughter. Turned out that a needle that he had put in his shirt earlier to prepare for any tearing of clothing that may occur had been lodged deep into his chest. A big fuck off 2inch needle went straight into his chest. Upon pulling out the needle thankfully the pain subsided... No wonder he thought he was having a heart attack. And that marked the end of straw bale wrestling. For a while...
( , Sun 5 Sep 2004, 0:04, Reply)
An old tradition held by me and an old mate when we were about 13 was the old bale wrestling. One day during one of many trips to the bales a certain move left my mate lying, writhing in pain. I was also left dazed, but awoke to find him having what seemed to be a heart attack. He thus said 'ugh. my heart. call an ambulance'. So. I approach him and ask him if hes ok. He wasnt. I start to walk home and send for help and i hear a sigh of relief followed by faint cynical laughter. Turned out that a needle that he had put in his shirt earlier to prepare for any tearing of clothing that may occur had been lodged deep into his chest. A big fuck off 2inch needle went straight into his chest. Upon pulling out the needle thankfully the pain subsided... No wonder he thought he was having a heart attack. And that marked the end of straw bale wrestling. For a while...
( , Sun 5 Sep 2004, 0:04, Reply)
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