ah, another one!
i was like 8 or something and i had a bike, it kicked ass

so i was cruisin one day when i ran into a large rock, tumbled over the handlebar and landed in some gravel. i got up and there was an inch wide rock sticking out of my knee, i just about died from shock but i managed to run into the house and cry to mom. she washed off the big ass meteor first, managed to pull the thing out (i couldnt look at it after awhile so i have no idea how she did it), rinsed the big-as-hell crater out and proceeded to apply toothpaste to it - yes toothpaste, dont ask cos i didnt. so i had to go face the other kids on the block with toothpaste in my crater but it did make an awesome scar.

probly months later i was out riding the streets again. i pulled into the backyard and got snagged on a root,again i go over the handlebars but this time my pelvis got caught on one. immediately i undid my pants and looked to find a huge strawberry looking rugburn type thing probly right over my ovary, it bruised like hell... since i bruise so easily. i cried to mommy. the end :D
(The Monkey's Significant Other, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 3:33, Reply)