Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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postI was once riding in the Forest of Dean with my family, about age 6. There was a gate about 300 metres ahead, at the bottom of the slope I was going down. This gate was designed to get herds of cows through, so it was like 20 feet wide. Next to this gate was the 4ft wide gate for everyone else to use.
"Ah" thought I "I'll show off to my family by gracefully nipping through the smaller gate. I'll just brake a bit first though..."
Squeeze squeeze squeeze- Oh fussocks, the brakes don't work. Panicking, I froze up, and consequently went head first into the post seperating the 2 gates, knocking my little self out for about 5 minutes.
My mum thought I was dead, and indeed I would have been if I hadn't been wearing my helmet. So there's a moral here kids- never try to go through small gaps.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 13:27, Reply)
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