Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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slides.,When I was 10, I was showing off to everyone by walking up a slide we used to have in our back garden. As every child knows, walking up a slide is the most macho thing in the world.
You may be wondering why I refer to the slide's existence in the past tense. That's because it got thrown away after I fell through it and left an enormous hole in it.
Unfortunately, the act of falling meant that a whacking great jagged shard of plastic went through my leg, cutting it so deeply that I had to go to hospital to stop the bleeding. Personally, I swear blind that you could see bone, it was that deep. Other eyewitnesses tend to demure when asked to recall the incident.
Pride = thing before a fall. Obviously.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 20:11, Reply)
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