Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Extreme MasturbatingI hate to say this, but when I was very young and not getting too much sex I tended wank a lot. It got to a stage where I was wanking between 5 - 10 times a day. However, my balls cracked up (they were the size of lemons and fuck it was painful), I was off to the doctors with swollen testicles. It was so bad I was on antibiotics. These days I got a bird quite happy to blow and bonk and every now and the I sneak a quick hand shandy in. But it doesn't pay to play...
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 23:49, Reply)
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