Nasty incidents
I'm just back from France. I was trying to impress my little nephew on a trampoline by doing a somersault (I ain't the most athletic of people really). Instead i just spacked out landing on my neck. Which still hurts like hell.

At a party a few months ago I was lying on the floor drinking beer when my mate jumps off the couch behind me. Landing with all his weight on his bony arse on my ribcage. Cue much crying and trying to scream out in pain whilst being unable to breath. And tryiong not to laugh - I always laugh when I'm pissed and in pain. The wanker managed to crack a couple of my ribs with his little arse...

Another time when drunk, I was making sure my female pisshead friend got home ok. We had an argument over something stupid and she went into her house. I tried to kick a tree stump and somehow managed to go flying backwards landing on my wrist. Ended up waking up next morning with a sore ankle and a hugely swollen wrist. which is never good for explaining. Wasnt broken thankfully, but it did need a tubigrip.
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 0:18, Reply)