Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Dogs hurt, but so does gravityTwo embarassing injuries: I tried a flying kick at a bus stop (drunk), but when jumping tried to kick both legs into the bus stop - the bus stop escaped damage free, I had a headache for three days and limped for a week.
And dogs. Riding my mates bike, this dog's really irritating me by running around in front of me, so I try to steer away. Said dog follows, traps itself under my front wheel. I catapult over handlebars and land on a rather large, solid lump of mud. Bike follows, smacks me in the back of the legs, and causes immense pain. I feel like my back is broken. The only onlooker, she goes to check if her dog is ok. Bitch.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 1:37, Reply)
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