Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Gurgh. Vasectomy....Pre-op instructions to the patient for the night before: shave the area of concern. But...but...well, OK. Not exactly a part of the bod what are smooth as a baby's arse, but I gave it my best and a few nicks as well.
Doctor, upon seeing the theatre of operation the next day: "Oh, I see you started without me."
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 5:44, Reply)
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