Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Fire....The old flaming Drambuie trick, a little spit of Drambuie in little goblet glasses, set fire to them, then stick them to your body, the vacuum holds them there. My old record was 22 of them.
This time, V. V. drunk, no drambuie available, but the flaming Sambuca glasses seemed like a good idea, no they aren't, particularly if you spill the flaming liquid down you before you stick the glass to your chest, agent orange alert, this stuff sticks like glue and keeps on burning. 2nd degree burns, huge great cold cream chest pack on for 2 weeks, a visit to the hospital every day with the doctor bringing his mates in so I could tell them how it happened, and some pictures taken for a book called 'Most stupid drunk accidents we have seen' or something like that.
Cool scars though :-)
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 12:38, Reply)
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