Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Arm shuntFriend of a friend. He was a goalkeeper and suffered a hilariously unpleasant broken arm. He steadied his arms to stop the ball and hadn't really taken it's velocity into account. It whacked him so hard that his forearm snapped and shunted alongside itself, giving him a five inch long forearm. He had it reset, it healed and he went back to the goal only for eaxctly the same thing to happen in his first match.
The same mate also had a friend with no arms on his school football team with the loveable nickname of 'Flid'.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:47, Reply)
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