Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Boat ambushMotorbiking my way home after a party to administer some good loving to my lady, I rounded a corner on Dili's coast road a little too fast... and went smack into a small fishing boat that bandits had put across the road as a block.
It was beautiful. The boat turned into matchsticks, the bike was a write off and as I scraped my way across the tarmac I was able to see the splinters flying through the air and the sparks coming off my bike all caught in the headlights of my mates who were coming after.
Then I stopped scraping and found I couldn't get up and that there was a hole in my belly which my insides were trying to get out of. Then the bandits came and would have got away with my shoes and wallet if my mates hadn't arrived and shooed them off.
Too drunk to get to the hospital so I went home to see my lady and bled all over my house while snorting crushed aspirins. Styly.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 8:21, Reply)
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