the folly of piercings
Piercings can take a while to heal, I have two. The first one is a tongue bar, I had this at the start of the year and was very careful to take all necessary care. anyway, it healed very well and quite rapidly. The second is now about 5 weeks old and is a prince albert. Now I wouldn't recommend this for the faint hearted as it's probably not the most pleasant thing to subject yourself to. there are two cringeworthy stories to this, firstly the actual piercing itself, rather simple, xylocane was applied through a tube which is rammed down the urethra, left 5 minutes and repeated. I cannot express the pain as the banana smelling fluid takes effect, but can only compare it to the sensation of going for a piss for the first couple of days afterwards - it's something like trying to pass a still light sambuca at a guess.

The second and sex related part of this happened three weeks ago, now keep in mind that as it goes you should really leave 6 weeks between having this done and taking it for a 'test drive' As anyone who knows me will vouch I am rather active and dont like weeks without sex hence only waiting two. now not being a complete idiot i did use a condom as this not only reduced the risk of infecting what is still an open wound, but also protects it from getting caught/pulled on anything. Sex was great, the new piercing providing an interesting new twist to a fun activity. I should now explain that the ring in my prince albert has a ball in it, this is where the ring joins. the ring itself is 2.4mm and the ball is probably 3 to 3.2 mm at a guess (no i'm not measuring it at my desk). during thr throws of passion the ring moves. what i had not realised after removing the rubber was that the ball had decided to play hide and seek, and was somewhere down my urethra. net result was wondering what the pain was 10 minutes later, and having to rotate the ring around to pull the blighter back out. probably ok normally, complete agony when it's not healed in the first place. final result, have now left it 3 weeks before even thinking about sex again.

apologies for length/girth/jewellery


additional:
just seen the acne related story below, reminded me of another one.

being the nice ex husband i was, I used to massage the dear wifes back on occasion. in one instance i had applied a chinese variant on the theme of deep heat, think it was tiger balm or similar. anyway, after spending a good half hour applying it i went to the loo. cue usual scratching of the knackers... cue screaming and writhing around on the floor in agony as it felt like someone had taken a blowtorch to my knackers.

thanks for listening
(WrinkledPrune, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:26, Reply)