Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Head injuriesI drank 11 pints and half a bottle of vodka. I got carried out the pub and somehow flailed a taxi down. Lost, 9 miles from home later, I was hurling appalling abuse at the cabby, until he stopped the cab, got me out then decked me good to the jowl. I went down like potatoes, and smashed my glasses frame into my eye.
I spent the next few hours in hospital being x-rayed and sobering up - some hope - until I discharged myself. I later discovered massive bruising to one side of the face which took a week to disperse; bruised elbows; scrapes to the back and a shredded knee. I still have a bloodstained eyeball.
Needless to say, I dissembled the reasons for the week off work I had to take.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 14:27, Reply)
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