At the risk of bucking the trend,
I found this story to be moderately interesting, and would like to endorse the sentiments expressed in the conclusion.

I've also thoroughly enjoyed the ensuing shit-storm of comments, which have adequately compensated for the lack of laughs in the actual story.

Congratulations, everyone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:47, 2 replies)

Fuck off.
It's self-indulgent emo-dullards like this who have killed this place. Sneering at the sorry pricks is hardly a compensation for them shitting their mundane life stories and weeping self-pity all over a comedy website.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:15, closed)

Abloo-bloo-bloo,
as Iron Man might say.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:22, closed)

It's win win win.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:41, closed)