My mate threw up down a policeman's leg
We were about 15 and I, somehow, managed to buy a bottle of whisky so my friend and I downed half each and a while later the police found us somewhat inebriated. Mate suddenly vomits all down the copper's leg and we're then taken to the nick for being drunk and incapable.

To make matters worse for the police, I vomited copiously in the back of their transit. I can still remember it washing around on the floor as the van turned corners..
( mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)