I'll think of a witty title later
When I was a spotty student at uni, my favourite hash dealer was a woman. This was fairly unusual, but as well as being fit and friendly, she had the best Red Leb (a nostalgia trip for the old folk there) on campus. So I was very annoyed to hear that she would be leaving at the end of the year.

"Why are you leaving?" I enquired, "You haven't graduated yet, have you?"

"No, I'm only here on a year's course. I'm going back to police training college."

And with that she whipped her policewoman's hat out of a drawer, plonked it on her head at a jaunty angle, and passed me the spliff with a grin.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:48, 6 replies)

What else would she turn a blind eye to?
Beheadings?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:18, closed)

I think being the actual dealer is somewhat more than "turning a blind eye"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:16, closed)

I trust you did the right thing
and blew the whistle on this shocking example of police corruption?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

Right thing?
Bought in bulk if it was a quality supply.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 17 May 2013, 23:52, closed)

Winners don't use (MASSIVE) drugs.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 18 May 2013, 0:24, closed)

Loser.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 May 2013, 1:51, closed)