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Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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I know a clergyman who provides on-call, short notice cover for various ceremonies...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:55, 15 replies)
Bindun
And you're a prick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:00, closed)
Did the alarm go off?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:10, closed)
Nah
If I had an alarm for every time you were being a prick I'd never get any sleep
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:17, closed)
Oh man, gonna have to take a shower for that burn.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:24, closed)
Your fellow stupid prick Monty used to just write "ZING!" when he couldn't think of a comeback
might save you some time

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:33, closed)
MECHA-ZING!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:44, closed)
One for the Archive!
I suggest "Man posts abbreviated version of other man's anecdote" as a title.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:15, closed)
Oh man, I'm never going to recover from this minor faux pas.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:15, closed)
You should probably bleat on about now emvee and I have unfairly victimised you.
That'll learn us.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:21, closed)
It's exactly this kind of hounding of decent posters to this forum that have ruined it for everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23, closed)
We're just trying to make QOTW better
www.b3ta.com/questions/mysaviour/post1959784
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:26, closed)
It isn't working

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:46, closed)
Fuck off back to mumsnet.
mumsnet /offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:27, closed)
There's a company that specialises in Jewish ceremonies,
Bris Bros
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:16, closed)
Oh you fucking health worker.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:35, closed)

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