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( , Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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ian was a nurse who worked nights when i was in hospital many years ago. he was known to me because his sister was engaged to my brother at the time. he was great to talk to when i couldn't sleep, watched telly with me when it was quiet, he even calmed me down when i had a nightmare about a fox eating my nose.
the best thing he used to do, though, was to collect money from patients who would be nil by mouth from midnight, then bugger off to the local chippy and get us all a chinese meal about 9 o'clock.
not exactly standard practice, but it made the patients happy!
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 15:17, 9 replies)

The reason that is "not exactly standard practice" is that people can and do choke to death under anaesthetic if they've not fasted.
Have I missed a joke here or are you telling us about a complete fucking moron?
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 17:28, closed)

..is three hours before "stop eating o'clock"
You just need to leave time for it all to gutter out of your stomach into the lower tuberage so it's beyond the non-return valve.
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 18:12, closed)

even the other nurses wouldn't stop patients from eating things brought in for them until at least 11.30. if that's wrong, then it's happening in lots of hospitals. at least he gave us food 3 hours before the deadline.
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 18:21, closed)

Otherwise the story is just "nurse nips to shops".
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 18:52, closed)

but with all the bitching i've heard about the NHS over the years, it's the little things like that that can make a scared patient happy
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 19:01, closed)

I mean ... not just for that ... for everything.
( , Sat 18 May 2013, 19:16, closed)
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