Right
The Three Wise Men ate some dodgy hummus and got transported through time to the modern era, where they exchanged their gifts for the modern forward-facing multimedia equivalents. Fortunately for them, this experience in no way affected their depth perception, so it can still be said that e-myrrh gents see surfaces.
( .Yeti., Wed 22 May 2013, 14:52, 3 replies)

4/10
must not try so hard
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:23, closed)

for fuck's sake

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:28, closed)

Prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:30, closed)