Narrow Escapes
	
	IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
 
	
	I had dinner with Hannibal Lecter
 	but he made me something vegan.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:44,
	
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	bollocks!
 	hannibal lecter is far too sophisticated to go for that vegan shite!
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 Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:59,
	
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	He made you something
 	using bits of a vegan, shurely?
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3_on_a_meathook has room for one more., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:45,
	
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	Mmm corn fed.
 	Vegans are juicier.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:50,
	
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	That's not an escape, vegan cooking is fucking vile.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:14,
	
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