Thanks to the fact that I am extremely oblivious...
I narrowly avoided losing my virginity to an older ex-convict during a three-day bender on cough syrup and vodka at the age of sixteen (YAY FOR HIGH SCHOOL IN POVERTY-STRIKEN REGIONS!). I didn't actually notice that the guy had been trying to get into my pants until I was nineteen, at which point I pretty much banged my head against the wall because it was so obvious.

I'm still pissed about that one. It would've been way more interesting story than my actual losing-of-virginity turned out to be. You can only lose your virginity once, and by god mine makes for a damn boring story now.

Stupid, stupid, stupid...
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 9:21, 7 replies)

Dirty, seamy, and absolutely shameless.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:09, closed)

Haha!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:23, closed)

Glen's vodka
A fine choice sir, no doubt about it.
( daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 19:33, closed)

It was actually green apple Smirnoff.

Obviously. I mean, I was sixteen.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 20:21, closed)

Oh well NOW you tell me.
Anyway, shush. You're ginger; you don't get a say. If I choose Glens for my crappy photoshop, then it was bloody well Glens.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:16, closed)

Alright, I'll let you believe that
Because I always hate it when people ruin my mental images.

But just for future reference: whenever you combine white trash girls and underaged drinking, there's a good chance that flavored Smirnoff is involved.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 23:50, closed)

I'm guessing you're American
and that they don't have Lambrini and blue WKD over there...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:17, closed)