Oh blimey, the previous answer reminds me.
Apparently, I died at birth (I suspect that it is quite common technically speaking but hey, bear with me, I'm not a medical student). I was a very difficult birth and quite large too, some 11 pounds in weight, but at some point I was starved of oxygen for too long and adding insult to injury my heart ceased to function. Doctors advised my parents to start praying and that even if they could restart me I would be permanently vegetative at best. And guess what, they did get me going again. They had still managed to crush my skull with forceps (adding to their fears about brain damage) and I spent some time in special care but by and large am now a fully functioning member of society (NB This last statement is the opinion of the author and may not be entirely true)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:02, 3 replies)

your mum must have a cunt like the Zimmerberg

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:06, closed)

You weighed like seven times as much as the last birthweight who posted here.
Are you sure you want to imply that you are monumentally fat and brain-damaged? :P
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 22:04, closed)

I wouldn't...
...be the first and probably won't be the last!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 7:15, closed)