In my bag at all times
-Small packet of lube given free to me at the local shirtliftery.
-Two condoms
-Two pens. One black, one green. Always these colours, never any others.
-Small bundle of white parcel string.
-Ball of bluetack
-Lip balm. One with spf stuff, one without. Sounds ridiculously girly but I burn easily.
-Packet of tissues.
-Blister sheet of paracetamol
-Half a box of tic tacs that have been in there for about a year. I'm slightly too scared to eat them now, but they're there just in case.
-Hairbrush.
-plasters. one big, one smaller (the long, normal ones)
-small pad of paper (at the moment, a teenage mutant ninja turtles one my fiance got in a lucky egg thing)

oh, and the usual money/phone combo, although usually just the one as I'm a forgetful bint. and NEVER a wallet. Wallets get lost, but you really have to upturn your bag and shake it for all the money to come out.

Having looked at the q it says odd things. In that case I'll go for the packet of lube, the end of one of my fiance's dreadlocks which now resides in the belly of a small, rubber squeaky crocodile called Gladys, and a receipt from a shop in London (an ornament shop) which reads

Penis- £23.99
Cake- £4.99
Train- £5.98

Penis? Crappy fertility copy thing. Cake and train? Tiny things for a mate's dollhouse. I just like the receipt. And the fact I was served by a common as muck woman with THREE i's at the end of her name. Yes Danniii, I mean you.

I don't keep the receipt with me for a reason, it's just not been removed from my bag yet.

EDIT- forgot fags. And always about three lighters, only one of which will I have bought myself. And having now checked my bag: cuddly panther, postcard from the cinema which says 'STOP throwing those bloody spears at me', Sin city- the hard goodbye, perfume and a cinema ticket for Kinky Boots, which we watched last night. It was very good. And my diddy empeethree player resplendent with choice cuts from Venom, the Prophecy, Type O Negative, Iron Maiden and running Wild. Oh, and Laibach's cover of Final Countdown.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:47, Reply)