Booooooooriiiiing
These posts are RUBBISH, listing the everyday things in your pockets doesn't make good reading! I myself keep the same things in each of my 4 jeans pockets, every day, no matter how little I need them. I always carry a backpack, filled with crap I'll never need (mostly old sheets of paper :s); I have to take it everywhere, it's my security blanket.

The one useful thing in my bag is Ibuprofen. I always make sure I have a pack of Ibuprofen with me, because I never know when I'm gonna get a hernia (the only causes I'm certain of are cow's milk and stress. I drink goat's milk instead). To my surprise, a lot of people are unsure exactly what a hernia is; baaasically, the situation is that my intestines often try to escape my body through a hole in my abdominal wall, by going into my scrotum. It hurts, lots and lots. I've had this for 5 years; 2 years ago I went to the doctor and said "Say, Doc, do you think that maybe it could be a hern-" to which I was abruptly cut off with "No, never, not at all." I'd love to punch his face in.
So for the last 5 years, I've been wondering why I have this mysterious, painful 3rd testicle; found out a few months ago, when I went to the doctor again. But it still won't get operated on for about a year and a half.

And that, my lovely readers, is why I always carry Ibuprofen with me :)
(Mr Timmels, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 16:51, Reply)