Essential ItemsOur friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
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chthonic, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
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I always bring my slave, Mr Happy.He's ever so nice. He opens doors for me and carries my bags, it's delightfully helpful. Sometimes he even throws his badly knitted jumper he recieved from the nice men at oxfam into puddles to save my rather lovely shoes from getting wet.
Sometimes when it's late at night and I'm cold, Mr Happy snuggles up warm with me. He's all like a teddy bear, except instead of floppy ears and a button nose he has AIDS and cholera.
Oh well, I still couldn't go anywhere without him. Thanks, Mr Happy!
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 0:00,
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