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Our friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
( , Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
Our friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
( , Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
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This isn't particularly interesting...
...but neither is anyone elses.
A couple of months ago I went to the pub and discovered it was someone's birthday.
Shit. No present.
Quick rummage in bag yielded a twix, a vodka shot twisty thing and a live cd from an acoustic showcase her band was featured in.
Since then I always endeavour to carry
emergency birthday presents....If I see you in the pub and it's your birthday today, you will be getting a recent copy of private eye, a brand new 2006 diary and my favourite nail varnish(unopened).
Yawn.
( , Sun 30 Oct 2005, 17:03, Reply)
...but neither is anyone elses.
A couple of months ago I went to the pub and discovered it was someone's birthday.
Shit. No present.
Quick rummage in bag yielded a twix, a vodka shot twisty thing and a live cd from an acoustic showcase her band was featured in.
Since then I always endeavour to carry
emergency birthday presents....If I see you in the pub and it's your birthday today, you will be getting a recent copy of private eye, a brand new 2006 diary and my favourite nail varnish(unopened).
Yawn.
( , Sun 30 Oct 2005, 17:03, Reply)
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