Essential ItemsOur friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
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chthonic, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
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A railway ticket to Paddington from Gloucester dated 05/10/1999 in my walletWoke up to get my usual 6:30 ish train, when the missus wakes up with the raging horn and postpones me for half an hour, meaning i have to get the later train.
We reach Reading and have to stop as there has been an "incident" ahead. The train i was meant to be on had crashed badly, and the carriage i usually sat in was towards the front where some of the 31 dead had been.
So the moral of this item is:If she wants nookie in the morning, don't turn her down to avoid being late.
It also doubles up as a season ticket free pass for a quickie in the morning
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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 14:03,
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